To Colleagues

To all you slick-wads at the corporate office: A Jungle? A dog-rammed, clock-mucking, mother-flipping jungle? Do you have ANY idea how little that fits with the core concept of the park? I've already put up with the GROSS anachronisms in the design of the castle, the whole pirate thing, the monetization demands, but at this rate, the entire DUCKING thing will be RUINED. GO DUCK YOURSELVES. Noah PS: As per the last HR complaint, I've refrained from using any swear words that might damage your delicate little feelings. I hope you glass-wipes are happy now.