I'll Take the Night Shift

What were my exact words? I told you to NOT, under any circumstances, hand over that map we found to the big guy! But did you listen? No! And now all three of us are being "promoted"! I don't know about you, but I don't consider being posted to some godforsaken craphole on an impossible quest to find some long-lost Rosetta treasure a promotion! Only Chris is stupid enough to think this is a good thing (he even brought some flags to hang off the roof, the lunatic...). That's it! We're quitting smoking! Come on now, hand over all that tobacco you seized last time. Yep, I'll take the night watch from now on. We don't want to make things too easy for the beasts or the Deviants, now do we? Everybody clear?