Gentleman

A heinous act: a group of thugs hanging a gentleman in a suit and tie (even after Starfall, he still wore a suit), from the blades of a wind turbine. The blades of the wind turbine could cut right through him, tearing him up alongside his suit. Passing survivors, please leave your opinion here. Me: Hey, it was just a joke! Jones: This gentleman should thank them (or you) for not turning on the wind turbine. Once they rotate enough, the gentleman will naturally fall back to the ground. Grove: Just being alive is good. Who needs to get all dressed up nowadays, especially in the Union?