No Potatoes

I'll say it just one more time: there are no potatoes in my depot! I know that they're prohibited on pain of death! Only the Column, depraved as they are, would grow and eat such a vile tuber! We are chosen by holy Stardust and blessed by Lord Igna. How could we possibly— Huh? Lord Igna? He wants to try them? Is this a set-up? F-Fine... I'll look under the floorboards and see if I can find any.