Update from the Vultures

It has been officially confirmed that Ella "The Foulmouth" successfully shot a mutated wolf right between the eyes at a distance of over 200 meters during yesterday's hunt using a self-modified pistol. As a result, she is hereby officially awarded the nickname the "Pointed Bullet," to be used on both formal and informal occasions. Meanwhile, Dwight "The Flea" has been charged with disobeying orders to execute a captive. He has been handed a death sentence, and the execution will take place this afternoon in the main factory building. All those who are free of work this afternoon are welcome to come and watch. Free tea and snacks will be available.