Happy Unemployment

Thanks to the establishment of the Rosetta Group and the completion of the "Cradle" Energy Tower, we hereby announce that the power station will officially be closing its doors at end of business today. All technical equipment is to be immediately sealed for inventory. All staff should confirm receipt of their final severance package before end of day. If you have any questions about your severance package, please call the employee complaints hotline sent to you by text. Goodbye, everyone. Happy unemployment.