Run!

Don't touch anything! Run!! I'm Kevin Houston, from ███, ██ State. My roof sprung a leak, so I went out to buy some planks of wood, and stumbled across this lumber warehouse. There was no one there, but the place was full of every different kind of wood you can imagine. I can be a little ornery, but I ain't no thief. So, I picked out everything I needed, and left some money on the table on the second floor. But I couldn't leave. I was driving back home, and every time I turned a corner, every building I passed, what should have been a post office, a store, a bus stop, even my own home - had vanished, and been replaced by that lumber warehouse! It's everywhere, no matter what direction I choose. And that money was always sitting right there, on the second-floor table of every single one of those warehouses... If I go someplace high and look out... It's just a sea of lumber warehouses...