Wait Until I Get Back

How's the crude oil looking this month? Does it meet quality control standards? What is Donald Sutherland playing at? Who's he trying to kid? The question isn't whether we've got a problem, but whether it's a big problem, or a REALLY big problem! Just look at this stuff! The oil has turned blue!!! My old man spent forty years on oil rigs out in jungles and deserts. His old man was out drilling in the icy seas of the Arctic before him. And I've been hopping from posting to posting on different oil rigs ever since I turned 18. So, it's safe to say I know a thing or two about oil, and this is definitely the freakiest thing I've ever seen. Tell your people to shut down all the oil wells, now!!! Don't wait. No matter what that idiot Donald Sutherland says. The Sutherlands might be able to pull this crap over in the Wetlands, but not here. Tell everyone to stay as far away from the wells as possible. Don't even try and take samples. No one can say for sure whether or not that stuff is dangerous. I'm going to headquarters to get help. Don't do anything else until I get back.