Where the Cat and Mice Play

There are too many rats around here. We need a cat! Any breed will do, as long as it's a good hunter. ...He brought home one of those souvenir fortune cats. The kind you get in restaurants... I think the time has come to check my darling husband into the hospital. The wife's been angry with me ever since I brought that fortune cat home. But I just can't see why! Cheap, quiet, and there's no need to feed it! The wife has been on at me about this for weeks now. I really need someone to back me up on this. Fortune cats are the best cats in the world!