The Way it Was Before

I was on shift, and I was in the bathroom, scrolling through my latest matches. And when I came back out, the world had ended. This can't be real. Is this all a dream? Those monsters swarming across the sky... those eerie blue trails of light... Come on, come on - wake up! This can't be real. Maybe... if I go take another dump... everything will go back to the way it was before?