Crossing the Bridge

My God, if just one tenth of the people flooding over the bridge right now were customers, we'd sell out everything in the store in no time flat. There must be a clearance sale going on somewhere nearby. No, that's not right, otherwise they'd all be heading in the same direction. There's too many people on the bridge, it's like a stampede. All those who make it over are heading every which way. It's almost as if... No, I'm certain, they're fleeing something! I've gotta grab my stuff and go—out west. Anywhere. Now. Now!