Key Card

From: Old Bob

To: Sarah

2038.7.06

Please don't tell those assholes I lost my key card again. It's really not my fault this time. It's not like I didn't try to fish the damn thing out, but that tank in Incubator No. 8 is just so fucking deep. Could you be a darling and print me a new one? Oh, and don't tell anyone else about this, ok?