Existential Crisis

Tylor Ⅰ-S2147: Cindy, did you fix the equipment? We'll need it for our next expedition, which, I remind you, is just around the corner. Verna Ⅱ-S2147: What's the matter with you? This is not the maintenance department, and I am not Cindy Ⅳ, but Mana Ⅴ-S2147. Tylor Ⅰ-S2147: Oh wow, very funny. Mana Ⅴ-S2147 died during the mission last week. I had to bury her myself. Verna Ⅱ-S2147: That's nonsense! As the head of the personnel department, I can tell you for sure that there were no missions last week, and certainly no casualties reported. Tylor Ⅰ-S2147: Personnel Department? This station's way too small to have its own personnel department. It's almost like none of this makes any sense... Verna Ⅱ-S2147: I dunno, maybe you're just crazy. Tylor Ⅰ-S2147: Me? No way! If anything, you're the crazy one!